Too close for comfort

Walking by the kids' room I glanced inside only to find D in the corner with pants completely down. I was in save the carpet mode for a second until D saw me and abruptly turned. There was no evidence of pee anywhere, luckily. So, I began the questioning. O, who was standing nearby and looked like the mastermind of this operation was questioned first. I asked what is going on. O calmly replied, "Mom, we were just playing house and that was the bathroom." When I continued and said you only go to the bathroom in the real bathroom O again replied, "Mom, we were only pretending." I tell you what, I didn't think I would ever have to put a cramp in my kids pretending, but I did. No more pretend bathrooms with realistic pants pulled down.